Monday, April 20, 2009

Hitler's Birthday...or every pothead's Christmas :)

No matter how you look at it, it's 4/20 :)
Now go smoke something!!

I had a rather chill weekend...Friday night was the craziest, drank a fifth of Captain with Edd and got the Charger stuck in the mud haha thanks to all the guys who helped me out! My friend Austin had to pull me out with his monster truck, granted I was kind of drunk for all of this madness.

I spent all day Saturday at the pool, drank two 18 packs of Coors with Jenny and Edd, passed out at 9:30 that night hahaha. I was pissed because I was told to turn my music down THREE fucking times, and it didn't make sense because EVERYONE at the pool told me to crank the tunes. I guess the fat fuck faggot that works in the apartment office was jealous he wasn't having fun like we we're. Wow, that was harsh. Oh well, he fuckin sucks.

A topic I'd like to discuss: BITCHES. And how they can't keep to themselves. Ok sluts, listen up. and listen good. STOP trying to talk to/hang out with guys that are TAKEN. You think just because you work with someone or know them gives you the right to blow their shit up all the time, well guess fucking what, it doesn't. You're ugly, your last name is another word for a cunt, and you're a child that is still in high school (yes I'm speaking about one trick in particular) so cut the shit out before I come down to where you work and make you wish you had never spoken one word to my boyfriend. Got it??

Ok now that my anger is out...happy holidays everybody, smoke the finest and keep it fonzie. Cool it with your buds AND your friends ;)

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